The one Night Stand Kit

Disclaimer: This article uses language that is NSFW. I use the word and will be using the word ‘cunt’ in this article and those that follow. Why? Because we need to reclaim the word. If you don’t like it, oh well.

You’re out at the club with your friends and some cutie pie you just met wants to jump your bones. Hoeing season is in full swing and you look cute af tonight. Unfortunately, you just downed a plate of nachos with said friends and now have jalapeño-cheese breath. Your eyeliner is smudged. Your lipstick left when the nachos came, and you have tortilla pieces in your teeth. But worst of all, you’re slightly musty from dancing all night.

Enter your one-night stand kit. Or as I like to call it, the ho-bag. So Here are some essentials you should keep with you when you go out on the prowl. Here’s a list organized by priority of things that should be in your ho bag.

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