Disclaimer: This article uses language that is NSFW. I use the word and will be using the word ‘cunt’ in this article and those that follow. Why? Because we need to reclaim the word. If you don’t like it, oh well.
You’re out at the club with your friends and some cutie pie you just met wants to jump your bones. Hoeing season is in full swing and you look cute af tonight. Unfortunately, you just downed a plate of nachos with said friends and now have jalapeño-cheese breath. Your eyeliner is smudged. Your lipstick left when the nachos came, and you have tortilla pieces in your teeth. But worst of all, you’re slightly musty from dancing all night.
Enter your one-night stand kit. Or as I like to call it, the ho-bag. So Here are some essentials you should keep with you when you go out on the prowl. Here’s a list organized by priority of things that should be in your ho bag.
And then when you’re done, you can take a look at my Ho Bag idea list on Amazon for some neat options for your kit.
- Condoms and/or Dental Dams
You cannot, I repeat CAN NOT expect whomever you’re hooking up with to provide protection. That should be your top priority. If you don’t have much space in your ho bag, condoms and dental dams are a non-negotiable must.
If you don’t know, dental dams are latex or polyurethane sheets used between the mouth and vagina or anus during oral sex. Ready-to-use dental dams can be purchased online.
- Tiny bottle of lube
This is another thing I hold myself very responsible for, always. Someone else’s spit, or even your own isn’t the best impromptu lube. Sometimes in the moment, we’ll reach for anything, even if it isn’t the best for our cunt’s ecosystems. Always be mindful of what’s going inside you. Oh, that applies to the lube too. (wink)
- Change of underwear
After a particularly steamy night, fresh, clean panties are a must. And an added perk, if, by chance, he wants to keep them, you have an extra pair to throw on. I suggest a thong since they have the least fabric and are easiest to compact.
- Personal care wipes
It’s always nice to feel fresh, isn’t it? I suggest steering clear of wipes with fragrances. Nothing you put on your cunt should be fragranced. Good general rule of thumb.
- Disposable mini toothbrushes, flossers, and mini deodorant
You will thank yourself for buying these.
- The fun stuff
- BB cream
- Your fave lipstick
- Makeup remover wipes
- Cotton swabs
The essentials for a quick, powder room touch up.
The Ho Bag Idea List
Control, C. o. (n.d.). Dental Dams and Their Use. Retrieved from http://www.cdc.gov: https://www.cdc.gov/condomeffectiveness/Dental-dam-use.html